Order 33 Hexamagic Series Impossibility

Theorem. There are no order 33 hexamagic series.
Proof.
S1 = 17985
S2 = 13063105
S3 = 10674187425
S4 = 9303619147009
S5 = 8446907918837025
S6 = 7888201972342328065

S4 ≡ 1 (mod 16), thus there are
1, 17, or 33 odd entries in a hexamagic series.


Case 1 of 3: 33 odd entries, 0 even entries. Let 8Aj+1 be the square of an odd entry, j=1..33. Let Tn = sum (Aj)n, j=1..33, n=1,2,3. S2 = 8T1 + 33 S4 = 64T2 + 16T1 + 33 S6 = 512T3 + 192T2 + 24T1 + 33 (S2 - 33)/8 = T1 = 1632884 thus T1,T2,T3 are even (S4 - 33)/32 = 2T2 + T1/2 = 290738098343 thus T1/2 is odd. (S6 - 33)/16 = 32T3 + 12T2 + 3T1/2 = 493012623271395502 thus T1/2 is even. T1/2 can't be both odd and even.
Case 2 of 3: 17 odd entries and 16 even entries. Let 8Aj+1 be the square of an odd entry, j=1..17. Let 4Bj be the square of an even entry, j=1..16. Let Tn = sum (Aj)n, j=1..17, n=1,2,3. Let Un = sum (Bj)n, j=1..16, n=1,2,3. S2 = 8T1 + 17 + 4U1 S4 = 64T2 + 16T1 + 17 + 16U2 S6 = 512T3 + 192T2 + 24T1 + 17 + 64U3 (S6 - 17)/8 = 64T3 + 24T2 + 3T1 + 8U3 = 986025246542791006 thus T1 is even. (S4 - 17)/16 = 4T2 + T1 + U2 = 581476196687 thus U2 is odd and U1 is odd. (S2 - 17)/4 = 2T1 + U1 = 3265772 thus U1 is even. U1 can't be both odd and even.
Case 3 of 3: 1 odd and 32 even entries. Let 2Aj be an even entry, j=1..32. Let 2B+1 be the odd entry. Let Tn = sum (Aj)n, j=1..32, n=1..6. S1 = 2T1 + 2B + 1 S2 = 4T2 + 4B2 + 4B + 1 S3 = 8T3 + 8B3 + 12B2 + 6B + 1 S4 = 16T4 + 16B4 + 32B3 + 24B2 + 8B + 1 S5 = 32T5 + 32B5 + 80B4 + 80B3 + 40B2 + 10B + 1 S6 = 64T6 + 64B6 + 192B5 + 240B4 + 160B3 + 60B2 + 12B + 1 (S3 - 1)/2 = 4T3 + 4B3 + 6B2 + 3B = 5337093712 thus B is even. (S1 - 1)/2 = T1 + B = 8992 thus T1 is even and T1..T6 are even. (S5 - 1)/4 = 8T5 + 8B5 + 20B4 + 20B3 + 10B2 + 5B/2 = 2111726979709256 thus B/2 is even. (S2 - 1)/8 = T2/2 + B2/2 + B/2 = 1632888 thus T2/2 is even. (S1 - 1)/4 = T1/2 + B/2 = 4496 thus T1/2 is even. (S5 - 1)/8 = 4T5 + 4B5 + 10B4 + 10B3 + 5B2 + 5B/4 = 1055863489854628 thus B/4 is even. (S4 - 1)/32 = T4/2 + B4/2 + B3 + 3B2/4 + B/4 = 290738098344 thus T4/2 is even. (S2 - 1)/16 = T2/4 + B2/4 + B/4 = 816444 thus T2/4 is even. (S1 - 1)/8 = T1/4 + B/4 = 2248 thus T1/4 is even. (S6 - 1)/32 = 2T6 + 2B6 + 6B5 + 15B4/2 + 5B3 + 15B2/8 + 3B/8 = 246506311635697752 thus B/8 is even. (S4 - 1)/64 = T4/4 + B4/4 + B3/2 + 3B2/8 + B/8 = 145369049172 thus T4/4 is even. (S3 - 1)/16 = T3/2 + B3/2 + 3B2/4 + 3B/8 = 667136714 thus T3/2 is even. (S2 - 1)/32 = T2/8 + B2/8 + B/8 = 408222 thus T2/8 is even. (S1 - 1)/16 = T1/8 + B/8 = 1124 thus T1/8 is even. (S6 - 1)/64 = T6 + B6 + 3B5 + 15B4/4 + 5B3/2 + 15B2/16 + 3B/16 = 123253155817848876 thus B/16 is even. (S5 - 1)/32 = T5 + B5 + 5B4/2 + 5B3/2 + 5B2/4 + 5B/16 = 263965872463657 thus T5 is odd, contradicting an earlier deduction that T1..T6 are even.